congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet


(Source: cosmic-artist)


geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.



gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

(Source: pdlcomics)


parasiteprogram:

iguanamouth:

NO

what kind of contract do u have to make to receive that soul gem

parasiteprogram:

iguanamouth:

NO

what kind of contract do u have to make to receive that soul gem


helioscentrifuge:

my-songbird:

I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.

BOOKER, CATCH!

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kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN


beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

(Source: bitchbot)


open RP

catskid100:

lordstarscream:

catskid100:

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"Hey~"

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Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

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"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"


cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan


billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby)


Today was a good day


Movies directed by Mamoru Hosoda

(Source: crofesima)


withinthewallls:

When my mom forces me to go to bed

withinthewallls:

When my mom forces me to go to bed