Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
haircutters: “hey how are you where do you go to school what grade are you in what did you have for breakfast this morning how much money is in your bank account what is your social security number”
so I hadn’t seen a Star Wars one of these yet…
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
Do you ever crave to be touched? Even in the most innocent way. I want someone to just hug me for a very long time or someone to lean against/ someone to lean on me. Maybe while sitting or laying next to someone just to have our legs, arms, or feet touching would be nice. I think that when you’re lonely for so long you constantly want to feel someone against you just as a constant reminder that you’re not alone.
*bully pushes you*
*you push bully back*
bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying
whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.
This is beautiful